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November 4, 2008

Well, who wouldda thunk it, reason prevails after all! I had almost (almost!) given up hope for this nation, but it seems that enough of us got wise and made it clear that we were so totally on the wrong path that it was downright embarrassing and even shameful to claim this country as my home… but no more!

What inspires me about Barack Obama is the fact that we have now not another whoop-de-doo to run and represent this nation, but someone who actually demonstrates a functional brain — I suppose we've all gotten too used to The Retard, and our expectations are so low that a stuffed animal would make use swoon…

So, why don't we all try something new, something truly bipartisan, something ultimately American? How about pulling together for once in this age of divisiveness, pull all in one direction, and get ourselves out of this mess? Sound too smart for politics as usual? Yeah, I know, it's the stupid idealist in me who hates to throw in the towel again. I'm alright Jack, keep your hands off my stack… But seriously, I bet we can do it. Yes, we can!

In any case, congratulations President-elect Barack Obama. You've got quite a job ahead of you. And congratulations America!

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